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PADME - If Lord Vader had his way


TAGS: star wars darth vader movie funny
Rating: 3.77/5

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Screamindaemon - August 21, 2009, 2:06 pm
Well...if Vader had his way he wouldn't be all machine at all... but it's still a funny pic.


HARRY POTTER -


TAGS: harry potter movie ginger
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Donkasaurus

Donkasaurus - December 10, 2010, 7:01 pm
and trust me, I've learned very quickly...I rather have 2L poster that has 16 comments than a 5L poster with none. Feedback is the key to improvement.
Donkasaurus - December 10, 2010, 6:57 pm
Haha, I'm a very easy going person...I've had a lot worse happen to me that hasn't bent me out of shape lol. This site is like therapy for me lol...
crankyhead - December 10, 2010, 6:51 pm
donk, some of the best posters on this website have a 2.9 or lower rating. it's just the way it is. so don't get bent out of shape over it.
Donkasaurus - December 10, 2010, 6:47 pm
and lol cranky ty...I love your posters and I have seen some of your great posters get some injust scores so I can understand.
Donkasaurus - December 10, 2010, 6:46 pm
I only rate 5L 4L or 1L, anything in between I rather just give some positive advice and help them get better.
Donkasaurus - December 10, 2010, 6:45 pm
Why thank you monkey that means a lot from you. I just hate when ppl hate on posters for no reason. I always try and be as fair as possible when rating. I'd rather make a comment that gives constructive criticism than give someone a 2L.
crankyhead - December 10, 2010, 6:45 pm
donk, it was probably some ginger kid who really likes harry potter. i wouldn't worry about it.
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2010, 6:41 pm
don't worry about scores. the comments hold the key. Its a good poster, and you have been doing well
Donkasaurus - December 10, 2010, 6:36 pm
I seem to attract a lot of haters.
Donkasaurus - December 10, 2010, 6:35 pm
Awe, someone voted this a 3...go f yourself jealous =D
Reality Lord - December 10, 2010, 5:53 pm

dear donk....ahahahahahahaahah...again.
Ed-Hyde - December 10, 2010, 7:04 am
Well played Donk, well played.
Donkasaurus - December 9, 2010, 7:55 pm
I apologize in advance to any of my red-headed brethren out there. It's all in good humor =D


Sleeping Beauty -


TAGS: movie not rated cosby sleeping
Rating: 4.95/5

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MissPriss - July 12, 2015, 11:10 pm
Never fails, Ism manages to pop back in with a 5L'er everytime.
Cannabal - July 12, 2015, 1:16 am
You, you are just a horrible per5on. For that, I admire you.
concern3 - July 12, 2015, 12:56 am
Scary true a 5er
GaryO - July 11, 2015, 9:47 pm
Beard baby, where ye been?


SHERIFF BART -


TAGS: mar 9 movie quotes blazing saddles
Rating: 4.46/5

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Bartimaeus - March 30, 2010, 2:26 pm
lol 5/5
Bartimaeus - March 30, 2010, 2:25 pm
Are you saying I'm a...grass pilot?
Hasbunmb - March 10, 2010, 2:35 pm
Baby please, I am not from Havana!
Airman - March 9, 2010, 6:46 pm
5 Schnitzengrubens LOL
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 6:29 pm
And you're cheifly at fault for it, Grey!!!
GreyScorpion - March 9, 2010, 6:25 pm
"what?!? the moderators are queer?"...;). 5L


I REALLY HATE IT - When they remake a great classic movie and totally screw it up !


TAGS: i really hate it movie
Rating: 4.96/5

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steve1961 - June 5, 2012, 11:24 am
True in most cases-but I think I wouldn't mind seeing a movie made from that poster.LOL
Swampfox - June 5, 2012, 4:10 am
Pay that.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 5, 2012, 12:51 am
5o agree
maoworks2 - June 4, 2012, 11:21 am
Good One Budog.


WHERE WE'RE GOING - we don't need roads.


TAGS: film movies okami mattakunobaka mattukenobaka
Rating: 4.1/5

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okami - March 23, 2011, 7:35 am
i mean, if it was a repeat, it should have been rejected by the moderator. not my fault.
okami - March 23, 2011, 7:35 am
sorry 'bout that, but i wasn't around when the other two made their appearance. i guess great minds think alike.
Anonymous2 - March 22, 2011, 6:03 pm
And now the 3rd motifake to use that line from BTTF2 and that image makes its appearance. Original is 81425.


THE BOOK REQUIRES IMAGINATION - The movie shows you what to think


TAGS: book movie
Rating: 4.84/5

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CPTinshano - May 15, 2012, 11:55 pm
Exactly!
GaryO - May 13, 2012, 2:38 pm
Excellent


CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK - I'm sorry, I STILL can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am


TAGS: james kirk star trek parody abrams movie doris
Rating: 2.76/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 28, 2008, 11:12 am
If you're going to retcon, retcon well.
LogicDude - October 28, 2008, 8:57 am
Meh. I think it makes the old Star Trek bridge look out of place. Like the Enterprise (seen here) was in a wreck so they had to fly around in a hoopdie later on.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 28, 2008, 3:18 am
I like it. It looks like the old trek made slightly more plausible.
2Hotty - October 28, 2008, 1:04 am
what have they done to the bridge?!?!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 23, 2008, 3:51 am
Yeah, that's actor Chris Pine, the new Kirk. Movie comes out next May. Zachary Quinto (Sylar on Heroes) plays Spock. I'm psyched, though cautiously so.
Jungie - October 23, 2008, 1:33 am
It's from JJ Abrams' prequel movie.
pro - October 22, 2008, 5:44 pm
Looks like it could be from "Star Wreck" (http://www.starwreck.com/).
Johnny - October 22, 2008, 5:17 pm
Was this a joke or are they really bringing back Star Trek?


YOU SHALL BRING US....... - A SHRUBBERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!


TAGS: movie funny
Rating: 3.36/5

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demon001 - December 7, 2014, 9:56 am
You mean:"The Knights who used to say NI!"
rudeboy308 - July 4, 2011, 11:23 pm
We like the knights, the knights who say "Ni!"


HORROR MOVIE HEROES -


TAGS: aprchallenge horro movies bruce campbell
Rating: 4.67/5

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colt45103 - June 2, 2010, 4:24 pm
That's just we we call pillow talk baby...
TheSarge - April 30, 2010, 6:06 pm
Good,I could use a horseblanket.
Fatt Matt - April 30, 2010, 5:23 pm
First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow.
CANADA - April 30, 2010, 3:46 pm
This is my boom stick!


BATTLE ROYALE - Because Hunger Games is for sissies.


TAGS: games awesome violent kids movie
Rating: 4/5

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spypengen - March 26, 2012, 9:41 am
i read that book before it was popular(it's true i read it last year before they anounced the movie it was recuired reading in my English class)


STAR TREK -


TAGS: startrek starwars movie cold
Rating: 4.38/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 14, 2013, 1:30 pm
(re: poster) Oh, BURN! I was just saying how I never thought I'd become a trekkie... but J.J. Abrams changed that by changing the past... That's right. God only knows what'll happen now.
coldinjected - February 9, 2011, 11:41 am
I agree necro and I would sign that petition Feral!!! Let's get on that, my friend.
Feralpumpkin - February 9, 2011, 2:06 am
In fairness though who doesn't want an Epic WKRP Movie!
necronomicronic - February 9, 2011, 12:58 am
That movie is a stand-alone triumph of cinematography. Even if I had no idea what was going on in either saga I would have given a high rating. 5 fascinating plot devices
coldinjected - February 8, 2011, 9:57 am
Maybe he doesn't like any sci fi/drama and wishes for an epic WKRP in Cincinatti movie.
Feralpumpkin - February 8, 2011, 4:43 am
his point was that he hates all sci fi and in fact wished for an epic TJ h***er movie...
coldinjected - February 6, 2011, 8:16 pm
a***yze all you want scotts... it appears by the rating most people got it. But thank you. Not sure what your point was.
scotts13 - February 5, 2011, 10:37 am
Which TV series recently got made into an "epic" movie? Certainly not the one shown. And what's this other trilogy they're talking about? Ruining Star Wars is over and done with.


SPARTA -




WAR OF THE WORLDS - The redneck cut.


TAGS: science fiction hg wells movies tom cruise martians mars science fiction
Rating: 2.57/5

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lunchmeat5000 - September 29, 2009, 12:59 am
Nah, it's just the Mississippi version of the mother in law suite.
agdaniele - September 29, 2009, 12:49 am
Redneck AT-AT
Sean - September 29, 2009, 12:24 am
And the alien dudes all have mullets!!!!


Jokes and Puns -


TAGS: jack rose jokes puns movie titanic atlantic
Rating: 4.92/5

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MissPriss - March 11, 2016, 5:28 pm
Glad you enjoyed it Grey.
Greybeard - March 11, 2016, 12:13 am
LMAO :)
MissPriss - March 10, 2016, 12:35 pm
Can't be that old. I just heard it...bahaha. Thanks dizz
MissPriss - March 10, 2016, 12:34 pm
Thanks 'cern.
mizzdizz - March 10, 2016, 5:10 am
HAHAHAHA! Nice take on an old joke, Prissy! The other answer is, '[wet'! LUUUUV it! ^!!!!!
concern3 - March 10, 2016, 3:10 am
Fantastic, a definite UP yours
MissPriss - March 10, 2016, 12:04 am
Aww sorry lg. Oh c'mon you know me...I'm really not all that sorry. Glad it gave you a chuckle.
lgvernon - March 10, 2016, 12:00 am

I should know better than try to drink anything while approving posters. UP my nose~~and UP yours!


E.T. - The Extra Testicle


TAGS: e t et movie etmovie
Rating: 2.79/5


33 THINGS WE WOULD NOT KNOW WITHOUT THE MOVIES -


TAGS: movie facts
Rating: 4.61/5

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MrBlack - March 5, 2010, 7:49 pm
35: No matter who many times the ye are stabbed/slashed/sh**, it's merely a flesh wound. Ye'll be back on yer feet tomorrow.
Densaku - March 5, 2010, 2:04 pm
34: French terrorists truly exist...^^


Bard -


TAGS: movie
Rating: 2.2/5

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Dustin Marthington - August 12, 2008, 12:09 pm
so much win.
Doc - July 6, 2008, 4:13 am
It's just going from bard to worse.


SHELVES - Bruce Campbell's only weakness!


TAGS: bruce cambell evil dead movie s
Rating: 2.08/5

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CRaSH - April 2, 2009, 4:28 pm
Bruce Campbell has NO weaknesses.


JUST REMEMBER... - No matter where you go, there you are!


TAGS: movie quote assignment
Rating: 4.45/5

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Anonymous2 - March 11, 2010, 12:33 pm
Buckaroo Banzai FTW!


A PARTICULAR SET OF SKILLS... - ...I will show you them


TAGS: liam neeson taken movie skills skillz torture
Rating: 2.12/5


1776 - I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is called a disgrace; that two are called a law firm, and that three or more become a Congress!


TAGS: john adams movie quotes
Rating: 4.6/5

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MustyK - March 11, 2010, 4:39 am
Too true Captain....either that or they become the Aussie Labor Government. LOL Well done with the poster 5L's
Fatt Matt - March 10, 2010, 12:31 pm
I like it!
lesterinside - March 10, 2010, 12:28 am
5 fat pork barrel for my captain!!!
Treehodger - March 9, 2010, 11:51 pm
I had to read that three times to get it. Reading and math should never go together. Lol, but still nice one.


THE AMERICAN DIET - Reasons 1 to infinity why Americans and Socialized medicine don't mix.


TAGS: funny gun oldie pie movie funny humor *** ***y intercourse
Rating: 3.5/5

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Derek - October 11, 2009, 1:04 am
Clearly it's "Guinness for Stwengf" and not "Guinness for brains, politesse, respect or wit"
agdaniele - October 9, 2009, 10:36 pm
Dammit Zed.... you're just an unhearalded timmy.... Derek is the limpd1ck... quitt livin' a lah... rip when you've been ripped.... not a MOMENT SOONER, A55HAT.
Zed - October 9, 2009, 10:33 pm
Strangely enough, remind me of the video for the song *Keine Lust*
agdaniele - October 9, 2009, 10:28 pm
VVVVV impotent VVVVVV
Zed - October 9, 2009, 10:28 pm
Yeah, but they're also smart enough NOT to have NASCAR.
Derek - October 9, 2009, 10:26 pm
Every other 1st world country has people who eat like this and has national health care.
agdaniele - October 9, 2009, 8:50 pm
If we talk no politics, I'll make yours a double, friend!
Todd Snyder - October 9, 2009, 8:40 pm
5 lions from a serious foodie - dude, gotta get me one of them! ag what up, home slice?
agdaniele - October 9, 2009, 8:12 pm
And your point is wha.............. uuuuuuurghhhh.... call.... a.... doctor?!?!?


JESUS LOVES - Re-enacting his favorite scene from TITANIC.




CLARK GRISWALD - Kiss my a$$. Kiss his a$$. Kiss your a$$. Happy Hanukkah.


TAGS: movies
Rating: 2.73/5

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GOD DAMMIT - After all the God damn shitty posts, you're goddamn lucky you can log on to this site, God dammit!


TAGS: not another teen movie coach goddammit knee drop owned
Rating: 2.47/5

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Treehodger - March 18, 2010, 4:51 am
Don't get pissed at me fo- oh wait, that one was not for me. Carry on.


JOSEPH KONY - Is not Carl Weathers from Predator.




NAIL GUNS - easy on the trigger now.




THE MOST POPULAR GAME IN THE FUTURE - Behold IDIOCRACY - More than a Movie, Becoming our Reality




TALK TO THE HAND - Politely


TAGS: iron man movie hero marvel
Rating: 4.52/5

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suzieq - January 26, 2012, 12:21 am
the guy is a billionaire, so he can afford good stuff. Did you see his house at the beg of the movie ? That's the place.
Rick69 - January 23, 2012, 4:25 pm
Anyone notice his fridge at the back... yeah; that's a dream fridge...


DON'T LET THE BED BUGS BITE. -


TAGS: fear scariest movie bed thinking
Rating: 4.73/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 17, 2013, 2:33 am
Especially don't watch a movie directed by David Lynch before bed. I don't know what's 5carier - not understanding his movies OR actually understanding them.
MashiMashi - January 22, 2012, 8:12 am
Apallo 18 wasn't a scary movie , it was a good movie but not scary....until I was in my basement doing laundry, ZAT lintball is one of them Appallo 18 thangs coming to get me.
Rhovanmark - January 22, 2012, 5:56 am
I don't know Dj there's something to be said scaring yourself witless upon occasion. It helps you grow.
djrcreative - January 22, 2012, 1:12 am
Love it. A funny from LA. :D That's why I don't watch horror at night. Or by myself. But, forever alone post-divorce, so haven't watched a horror flic in awhile. :/
gas - January 21, 2012, 10:56 pm
and alway5 when you're about to fall asleep


SUBJECTIVE - Whether something is a "feel-good movie" is determined solely by what makes you feel good.




FATAL ATTRCATION -


TAGS: cat movie
Rating: 4.15/5

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FREDO, I LOVE YOU - Wanna go fishing?




AVATAR - The Smurfs grow up. And now....they're pissed.


TAGS: avatar smurf movie
Rating: 3.48/5

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Derek - January 25, 2010, 4:10 pm
Tiger + human + 50 kilos of blueberries


BRAVEHEART -


TAGS: movie it s a kilt calendar
Rating: 4.82/5

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Zetmonk - June 14, 2012, 6:39 am
Oh no. To think I've been doing the costume wrong all these years... Forgive me Mel!
spacedog - June 13, 2012, 9:51 am
Mel can't be expected to wear a dress and make up in flats. It's just not done. Besides, he's a bit on the wee side. :D
Zetmonk - June 13, 2012, 7:45 am
What heels?!?!
mariand - June 10, 2012, 4:34 pm
lol
spacedog - June 10, 2012, 1:23 pm
LMAO! And heels, don't forget the heels. 5L


COINCIDENCE -


TAGS: inception movie within a movie
Rating: 4.68/5

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440wakeup - June 28, 2011, 12:00 am
THE BEACH...I bought tickets to it, as I entered the theater all I saw were 13yo girls and middle eastern men entering it.....I ran out covering my face knowing I was now on some FBI watch list. No look g-men i'm just a big robert carlyle fan.
Reality Lord - June 26, 2011, 8:05 am

i saw inception and shutter island about a week apart. yes....i kept crossing the story lines. i still think inception is shutter island part two.
Verdeckt - June 26, 2011, 7:52 am
yo dawg, I heard you like movies....


SOLUTION -




A Head -


TAGS: beetlejuice movie shrunken head additions
Rating: 4.5/5

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MissPriss - May 2, 2014, 11:14 am
Thanks Ugs and welcome back!
ughomer - May 2, 2014, 10:25 am
5 HEAD-NODS FOR THIS, PWISSY!


PUBLIC SCHOOLS - Seriously, we are not as bad as you think we are. We do have a Football team.


TAGS: funny gun oldie pie movie funny humor *** ***y intercourse
Rating: 3.43/5

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Ed-Hyde - October 13, 2009, 12:56 pm
North Carolina should be re-labeled Militias
Derek - October 9, 2009, 10:18 pm
You are from Nebraska per chance, Anidem?
Claire - October 9, 2009, 10:07 pm
Texas is pretty much Mexico with laws...
Chron139 - October 9, 2009, 9:48 pm
idk dude; have you ever actually been to Iowa?
LOLOLOL - October 9, 2009, 8:54 pm
Iowa doesn't have alot of hicks and g**s, that would be Kentucky


SUPERHERO MOVIE THEATER - This would soooooooo happen!


TAGS: superhero movie theater popcorn
Rating: 2.12/5


UNGER GAMES - Can two divorced men share an apartment without killing each other?




HAMBURGERS - The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast. -Jules Winnfield




stupid is as stupid does -




INNER BEAUTY -


TAGS: beauty book movie special effects
Rating: 4.66/5

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mariand - September 18, 2011, 4:50 pm
LOL... am5ome
gas - September 16, 2011, 6:37 pm
xD thanks
spacedog - September 16, 2011, 6:30 pm
Great poster. 5L
Reality Lord - September 16, 2011, 5:53 pm

and yet another ga5 poster fav'd. nice


AVENGER - I used to be an Avenger like you... ...until I took a sword through the chest.




THAT LOOK ON YOUR FACE - When you find out the release of the new Harry Potter is in less than a month




HORROR MOVIES -


TAGS: aprchallenge horror movies
Rating: 4.68/5

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guest8916 - April 30, 2010, 11:48 am
Horror movies: Stop remaking them


CANS - He hates these cans


TAGS: movie quotes
Rating: 3.73/5

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Fatt Matt - March 10, 2010, 4:23 pm
All I need is this chair...
agdaniele - March 10, 2010, 3:42 am
Great line!


MAY THE FORTH -




DIRTY LARRY OF ARABIA -




THE SIEGFRIED OATH -




IT'S ALL PSYCHOLOGICAL - You yell barracuda, everybody says, "Huh? What?"




BATMAN -




WIZARD OF PULP FICTION - Saw what again mother******!!!!!!


TAGS: oz dorothy movie funny
Rating: 3.43/5

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MTNDEW - June 17, 2010, 3:02 am
crap looks like i need to do this one again. supposed to be "say" what.


PSYCHOLOGY - Psychiatrists! All they do is tell you you love your MOTHER!..... than goose you for $500 Dollars.




ALTERNATE ENDINGS - They are always epic fails


TAGS: blair witch blair horror halloween movies
Rating: 1.67/5

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Charles - November 12, 2008, 3:54 am
Starring Elizabeth Montcumery, Agnes Moorehead, ***k York and ***k Sargent. (Funnily enough, the last 3 are their real names!)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 12, 2008, 1:39 am
Not to be confused with the p***o knock-off The Bare Witch Project.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 12, 2008, 1:37 am
That would be the Bear Witch Project then.
The Witch - November 12, 2008, 12:27 am
God that movie sucked. I couldn't stop laughing after they threw away the f***ing map. Should have been eaten by bears.


Spoiler Alert -


TAGS: spoiler alert spock returns movie
Rating: 4.43/5

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mizzdizz - March 4, 2015, 4:53 am
Thanks, Ism! This is excellent!! 5L!


SKYNET - If you change it to "Siri" it's even scarier AND more realistic.




LT DAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? - I'm trying out my sea legs But you ain't got no legs Lt Dan Yes I know. You wrote me a letter, idiot


TAGS: movie lines
Rating: 3.58/5

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MOVIE QUOTES - "I would give my right hand for this day to be over!"


TAGS: movie quote family guy darkside
Rating: 3.36/5

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DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 9, 2010, 7:24 pm
yeah...that one still makes coffee come out of my nose! lol
GreyScorpion - March 9, 2010, 6:49 pm
very nice!, but you have to admit, 80553 is the best Darth/Luke poster, ever!


HIGH AND THE MIGHTY - “Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway” - John Wayne




DECEPTION -


TAGS: usual suspects movie quote day
Rating: 4.25/5

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Reality Lord - July 1, 2010, 4:31 pm

poster was nice dude but the comeback.....lmfao,.
fred - March 13, 2010, 11:04 pm
ad hominem attack? So persuasive!
Faceplant31 - March 12, 2010, 6:15 pm
Wow Fred, thanks for clearing that up. Go back to beatin off to the Lord of the Rings. Thanks
fred - March 12, 2010, 5:43 pm
Oh noes! Be afraid of the mythical pretty man! Oh wait, that's right, I'm not retarded. I see this image, with the non-human pupil, refers to the forest god, demonified by the Church in their competition against the main opposition in Europe.


HOME MOVIES - They remind you of the times when life didn't suck.




RIGHT RIGHT -


TAGS: mer 9 movie quotes clockwork orange
Rating: 4.1/5

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Donkasaurus - December 10, 2010, 9:24 am
I'm singin' in the rain...5L
TokinFire - December 10, 2010, 5:04 am
Real mo-fukkin' horrowshow, oh my brother.
whatukno - June 3, 2010, 3:52 am
Viddy well, little brother. Viddy well.
TokinFire - March 10, 2010, 10:47 pm
Dammit. Dammit. Dammit. Godammit. Oh, excellent poster, oh my brother.
thatonechick - March 9, 2010, 6:21 pm
5 rehabilitations for A Clockwork Orange.


ROCKY 7 -




ROADS -




GROUNDHOG DAY -


TAGS: phil fans movie forecast weather cult club punxsutawney
Rating: 2.92/5

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Scorpio7 - February 2, 2009, 11:30 am
The little SOB saw his shadow today, so we have six more f***ing weeks of this current ****...


GUILTY -




IRONMAN - Because Bruce Wayne is a pussy!


TAGS: ironman tony stark movie marvel comic books comics
Rating: 2.5/5

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ICEMAN - May 17, 2010, 8:15 pm
Aww c'mon TTH. Quit holdin' back. ;)
TheTrashHeap - May 17, 2010, 6:58 pm
Let's see... 2 completely fictional heroes in faggy suits? No brainer is right... It's time to move outta mom's basement and try to lose your virginity.
TonyBear2020 - May 17, 2010, 4:00 pm
Let's see, no suits, no gadgets... the world's best in hand to hand vs. an alky who hides in a tin can.. let's see... no brainer here.
aPauling - August 22, 2008, 2:13 pm
Tony Stark is a p**** without his armor. Oh wait... these are cartoon characters. Never mind. I'm off to find me some p*** so I can accomplish something with make-believe fantasies.
brock0lee - August 21, 2008, 6:21 pm
but Batman ain't


THIS IS SATA!!!!!!!!!! - 300 hundred drives


TAGS: 300 movie
Rating: 2.01/5
jdawb - January 10, 2013, 3:25 pm
Heh, sata is evil... just add the "n"
JimmyBoy - August 14, 2009, 9:11 pm
I'm going to print this out and put in on my wall at work. Right next to my Einstein picture.
lolman - March 25, 2009, 5:47 pm
omg your f***ing geek. Im a computer nerd, but to bother to do that... yeah your a f***n geek. sad, very sad.


From The Earth To The Moon -


TAGS: hollywood computers movies earth moon
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - June 19, 2014, 7:09 am

LOL5


PREDATOR VS ALIEN - This time it's cerebral!




How About a Magic Trick -


TAGS: joker vampires movies blood enough is enough
Rating: 4.75/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 8, 2014, 9:47 pm
I hope you're using 'Twilight' referring to my age . . . Lol.
MissPriss - February 8, 2014, 9:46 am
A 5L bold statement from someone who is close to being in his Twilight years, don't ya think? Teehee


ORIGINALITY - It would appear Hollywood is severely lacking it.


TAGS: cheech chong harry potter movies
Rating: 4.64/5

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MissPriss - October 29, 2012, 5:54 am
Wow...almost enough for a party! As long as no one bogart 'em Thanks ;)
Silverheart - October 29, 2012, 4:49 am

If only Harry Potter had that Cheech & Chong vibe... I give you 5 reefers, man


CASABLANCA -


TAGS: great end to movie animal
Rating: 4.46/5

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GySgt1811a - March 11, 2012, 11:50 am
"I'm shocked; shocked, I tell you!"
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 10, 2012, 7:08 pm
A quote from a classic - excellent. Here's lookin' at you, kid.
GySgt1811a - March 10, 2012, 10:15 am
"Major Strasser has been sh**! Round up the usual suspects."


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predictions -


TAGS: 3d movies films hollywood future
Rating: 4.33/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 31, 2013, 1:45 am
Ye5, but not as awesome as that 3D in Back to the Future.


WHICH'LL IT BE? -


TAGS: movie quotes day
Rating: 4.32/5

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GreyScorpion - March 25, 2010, 12:44 pm
an all time favorite movie. 5 Roosters


THE AVENGERS -




HORROR MOVIES, WHY THEY DON'T CALL FOR HELP -


TAGS: horror movies assignment
Rating: 3.43/5

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IllicoPresto - April 30, 2010, 6:17 pm
People should always clam down in an emergency!


Soft Spot -


TAGS: movie villains horror splatter gore
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - March 14, 2016, 12:54 pm
Haha thanks!
MissPriss - March 14, 2016, 12:46 pm
The Dating Game 1 UP'd...Oh Bob I don't know. They all sound soooo dreamy!
JesusWept - March 14, 2016, 12:23 pm
Thanks!
concern3 - March 14, 2016, 11:38 am
one scary UP yours


Restricted Area -


TAGS: mgm film movie lion animals
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - April 16, 2015, 11:53 am
Thanks!
concern3 - April 16, 2015, 5:48 am
It's like McDonalds I'm loving it a 5er


3D -




Batman v Superman -


TAGS: batman superman chuck norris movie
Rating: 4.9/5

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MissPriss - April 28, 2015, 12:37 am
5L love it! You should post it over at remake as well.
concern3 - April 27, 2015, 4:23 am
excellent a 5er


ALL THE THERAPY IN THE WORLD - Isn't going to help Kevin forget the day he found out how his single mother could afford to pay for his Ivy League tuition.


TAGS: moviestar mommy crankyhead
Rating: 4.9/5

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pzykosiz - August 22, 2010, 6:56 am
nice. 5l's
spacedog - August 21, 2010, 11:10 pm
Excellent cranky! 5L
agdaniele - August 21, 2010, 10:40 pm
Very well played.


Lucy -




IT' A SHAME... -




LADY OF THE LAKE -


TAGS: monty python movie quote a day late
Rating: 4.25/5

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agdaniele - March 10, 2010, 9:42 pm
Well, how'd she become lady of the lake? 5L


ULTIMATE EVIL -


TAGS: life time human nature god devil keyser soze power trick usual suspect cult movie verbal quote
Rating: 3.86/5

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Chateaux - September 25, 2009, 9:38 am
Great Movie! Great Quote! 5L
silverstorm1979 - September 23, 2009, 5:58 pm
"who's the gimp?" famous last words!!!


WHITE BOYS - They CAN'T jump!




KILLING IS HIS BUSINESS - But business hasn't been great. Please, take a moment to think about those really effected by the recession. Thank you.




TIM BURTON MOVIES - My anti-drug.


TAGS: my anti drug is a tim burton movie
Rating: 3.06/5

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Derek - February 16, 2010, 12:28 am
Heheh, no more mercury-tea for you!


PRIORITIES -




SAMUEL L. JACKSON - Ruining movies since the 70's


TAGS: jackson samuel wizard funny movies lol
Rating: 2.16/5

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Woodywood03a - July 29, 2009, 8:07 pm
You are so wrong man.


HARRY POTTER - Harry Potter and the Empty Wallets!




North By Northwest -


TAGS: storyline acting movies alfred hitch**** cgi michael bay directs crap and transformers was an asswipe
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - March 2, 2014, 1:57 pm

and 5till one of my favorite movies.
GaryO - March 2, 2014, 1:32 pm
BAM! 5L


Do You Remember -


TAGS: movies retro e t sequels the end
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 18, 2013, 12:15 pm
Yeah! That too! X-D lol
Cannabal - July 18, 2013, 11:48 am
Remember when the words "The End" came on the screen?
GaryO - July 18, 2013, 8:33 am
Dang, cynic, you’ve really been rollin’ of late. My exact sentiments here. 5L


Sheeple -


TAGS: sheeple diploma black sheep movie
Rating: 5/5

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CloudchaserS - August 13, 2013, 5:09 am
Got that, thanx!
Cannabal - August 12, 2013, 5:22 pm
This was in the movie "Black Sheep" (2006).
curlyrocks - August 12, 2013, 5:13 pm
I need to borrow that suit for my next satanic 0rgy, will have it dry cleaned before I return it.
CloudchaserS - August 12, 2013, 11:11 am
Anyone know who made that fursuit? Wondering because it's awesome!


Happiness -




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